Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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