Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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