Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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