this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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