there was a trapeze. enough said
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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