My brain says no but my pants say off.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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