I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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