Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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