big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
People with herpes should wear stickers.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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