I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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