I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
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