Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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