Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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