Sponge bath it is.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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