Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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