Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
i think i just lost a toe
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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