I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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