Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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