With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
