I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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