it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
