Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So much Jack, so little girl.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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