Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
smell my finger.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.