i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Found the puke drawer
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
