That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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