Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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