Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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