We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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