And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
