He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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