I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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