I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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