I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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