i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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