Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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