Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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