I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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