Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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