yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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