The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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