is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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