I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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