So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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