Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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