Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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