wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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