i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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