Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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