If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Vodka?
Forever.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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