You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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