Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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