nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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