thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you have to choose: penises or morals?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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