oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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